Aquaotter Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Scrooge says: Sell your full guthan's. With the peach you can train forever - cheaply. Disclaimer - Please Read: The following guide is written by one of the cheapest, most pinch-penny, richest(?) (non-merchant) scrooges of Runescape. The author is not responsible for any psychological trama that fellow players may experience as a result of following the guidelines within this guide. If you are the type of person that uses swordfish instead of tuna to train, or use barrows armor while training, it is adviseable that you stop reading immediately or risk being tainted by the author's abject methods of money-saving Also Added Until Further Notice: Author is also not responsible for failure to control yourself in your euphoria once you recognize the importance for this godly method of cheap food (or actually in the case of this client - the realization of his non-scroogist money waste on barrows items) As you can see, the client has obviously lost it. Read at your own risk. I expect no lawsuits from my simple statement: It's just peach and it's better than your guthan. Touche? [X] I accept [_] Blasphemy! I must reach the [Panic Button] before this noob corrupts my soul! I see we have reached an agreement. You've made a wise decision young one. This guide is about the spell "Bones to Peaches" Let's begin: Requirements for the Spell In order to cast the "Bones to Peaches" spell, you will need: 1. Runescape Membership 2. At Least Level 60 Magic 3. Spell Activated (See Activation Requirements Below) 4. Runes Required to Cast Spell (2 Nature, 4 Water, and 4 Earth Runes*) 5. Runes Required to Cast Spell in Graveyard (1 Nature, 2 Water, and 2 Earth Runes) - This is no longer true. The it was a bug and is updated. Requirements for Spell Activation Include: 1. Completing the New Mage Training Arena Numerous Times For a Complete Guide of the Mage Training Arena, Click Here 2. Obtaining: Old Prices - 01/04-01/10/2006: 440 Telekenetic Pizazz Points 600 Alchemist Pizazz Points 7100 Enchantist Pizazz Points 400 Graveyard Pizazz Points (Scrooge laughs at your ill-fortune if you brought at those prices) New Prices: 200 Telekenetic Pizazz Points 300 Alchemist Pizazz Points 2000 Enchantist Pizazz Points 200 Graveyard Pizazz Points 3. Purchasing the Spell from the Rewards Guardian Within the Arena *Note: As the general rule of the scrooge when casting spells. Always use an elemental staff while doing so to conserve pricey runes. In this case, if you have a mud staff, please use it as it will replace both earth and water runes. If you don't, DO NOT BUY it as prices for them are dropping at rates faster than the runes cost. Lastly, if you do have one, use it and then SELL IT! Failure to do will result in the punishment of poorness from the inability to act as a diciplined, true scrooge. Statistics of the Spell: Because you are an amatuer scrooge, the cost for the spell may have slipped out of your head. If that is the case. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. Do not let it happen again *twack in the head by the cane of Scrooge*. Here they are again... amatuer. 1. 2 Nature, 4 Water, and 4 Earth Runes. ... and remember that true scrooges remember anything pretaining to money. 2. (Experience Per Cast to be Filled in Later by Scrooge) 3. One Cast Converts All of the Bones into Peaches** **Note: This is the only reason why the Scrooge recommends this method!!! Scrooge intelligent. Obey Scrooge now! Statistics of the Peach: (Scrooge thinks that they should add a couple leaves to it to make it more artistically pleasing. Scrooge also thinks it looks like a pink grapefruit, not peach.) 1. Each Peach Heals 8 Hitpoints 2. Peaches Do Not Provide Super Compost when Rotted, so Stop Wasting Them! *twack* 3. Peaches are Not Tradeable 4. Peaches Cannot be Placed in Baskets 5. Peaches May Replace Bananas in the Graveyard Room, Cast Costs are Reduced to the Same as "Bones to Bananas" Financial Profit Calculations Made by Scrooge For a load of 28 bones held in the inventory: 2 Natures, 4 of Either Water or Earth Runes*** = 630 gp 28 Peaches = 224 hp Scrooge says: 2.81 gp for 1 hp healed. During actual realistic training, you generally only have 20 open inventory slots: 2 Natures, 4 of Either Water or Earth Runes*** = 630 gp 20 Peaches = 160 hp Scrooge says: 3.94 gp for 1 hp healed. Scrooge cries for extra 1.13 gp wasted. Scrooge advises that you drop inventory items and pick up extra bones before casting spell for maximum scroogieness!!! But Scrooge compares... For tuna training: 160 hp = 16 tuna = 1600 gp Scrooge says: 10 gp for 1 hp healed. For lobster training: 160 hp = 13.333 lobster = 2666.667 gp Scrooge says: 16.67 gp for 1 hp healed. Scrooge says: Other types of fish food statistics need not be provided. You shouldn't be reading this guide if you used them anyways *twack! bad poser scrooge...* ***Note: Scrooge should need not remind you why it is Water "or" Earth and not "and". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinkysmom Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 +1 for scroogieness. I shall obey, oh Great Scrooge. At the rate I'm going, this scrooge noob will never have enough pizza points... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaotter Posted January 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Yea, well The Scrooge doesn't have either This is only data generated through research and confirmed by various parties. I'm still working for it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mg30dfx Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 What about the time wasted in getting the runes, and picking up bones and stuff. Imagine if you spent all the time over like 20 training sessions, rune mining. Ha! Guide ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaotter Posted January 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Shusssh and begone! The Scrooge perfers the magic exp too. Scrooge didn't do mage training arena for profit. Scrooge smarter than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravel Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 *tries to wipe the shark off her mouth* "Honestly i've been eating tuna - I certainly haven't been giving tuna away!!!! ha!" This sounds intriguing - I'm wondering if any of the other stuff you can get at the mage training matches up for the points spent?? The place is really getting montonous to me already har! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wammer4 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 I myself am a Penny pincher, I rarely buy anything to train at all I fish everything and make everything that I can to a point Because in reality, everything in Runescape is free for the most part if you know how and where to get it with what skills Excellent guide, i look forward to more.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cantabilex33 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 I train with sharks, hahaha. Your guide inspired me though. ~Canta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaotter Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 I was mostly kidding for the entire shark/tuna thing guys. The main point is you can get endless training with these things. As long as the monster drops bones, and hit an avg of less than 8 per monster killed, you can train forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ronald liu Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 im getting my fishing higher so when i get member i could fish shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G0d Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Im important and i support this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinkysmom Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 ^ important pple these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabbetje Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Goodies! I've got around 2500 enchantment points, I was prepared to go for the full 7100 points. Now I already finished that part! And I only need half of the earlier graveyard, alchemist and telekinetic points! Sounds great! =D -Krabby- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest csword345 Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Obey the scrooge (who, oddly enough, likes to refer to himself in the egotistical third person point of view. ) Sounds great, cept when trying to raise prayer Ill definately keep it in mind (places postit note on monitor as a reminder to sell guthan and buy dragon and/or verac) Also nice panic button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HOLLYWUDscum Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) this is my questions for the scrooge of all scrooge's.. Can peaches be put in a basket? if so this might be worth something.. Most people do not know about the highest healing food in Rs, the food that heals 30 hp.... the strawberry basket.. baskets hold 5 strawberrys and they heal 6 hp each. If u can put peaches in a basket.... o0o0o00o 40 hp healing... Also, The following was a result of the mass spamming received by the author of this guide... peaches are natures candy, btw Edited January 11, 2006 by HOLLYWUDscum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNIPERBBB Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Meh that = more clicking and less training, guthan ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaotter Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 this is my questions for the scrooge of all scrooge's.. Can peaches be put in a basket? if so this might be worth something.. Most people do not know about the highest healing food in Rs, the food that heals 30 hp.... the strawberry basket.. baskets hold 5 strawberrys and they heal 6 hp each. If u can put peaches in a basket.... o0o0o00o 40 hp healing... Also, The following was a result of the mass spamming received by the author of this guide... peaches are natures candy, btw No, unfortunately they cannot be place in baskets . Yea strawberries and sara brews remain the best foods on RS. Drats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaFaAfAaF Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) Nice guide But you should finish it Link to MY guide? <--- Click me Edited January 12, 2006 by AaFaAfAaF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song712 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 so u are pointing that we kill monsters that drop bones and convert into peaches... what if we kill shadow warriors? like me for example. or kill things like fire giants, ogres, red dogs, greens, ect... it wouldnt work, would it? nice guide tho, looking forward to see the picture of the l33t peach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imma A Pure Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 maybe i should muster up some runes and get that spell. i was told peaches only heal 4, so i neglected to get it good guide fo sho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~D~ Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 not a bad way to save money =) but i think id still stick to fishing and use my nats for alching or for pking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaotter Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 so u are pointing that we kill monsters that drop bones and convert into peaches... what if we kill shadow warriors? like me for example. or kill things like fire giants, ogres, red dogs, greens, ect... it wouldnt work, would it? nice guide tho, looking forward to see the picture of the l33t peach Yes there are certain flaws in the plan. For those monsters it's better to use food - but guthans has its weakesses too. In fact, against everything with a mage based attack. Infinite bloodvelds anyone? Top that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song712 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 so u are pointing that we kill monsters that drop bones and convert into peaches... what if we kill shadow warriors? like me for example. or kill things like fire giants, ogres, red dogs, greens, ect... it wouldnt work, would it? nice guide tho, looking forward to see the picture of the l33t peach Yes there are certain flaws in the plan. For those monsters it's better to use food - but guthans has its weakesses too. In fact, against everything with a mage based attack. Infinite bloodvelds anyone? Top that. they drop bones? i thought they drop tounges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaotter Posted January 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 they drop bones? i thought they drop tounges , it was a joke right? Anyways, the guide is now complete =) Happy scrooging everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyindragn Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 wow funny guide. I like my trout more =) but really nice how you don't have to bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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